1. The phrase “as if these changes weren’t confusing enough” appears in the official Scribus docs wiki.
2. After searching the manual, online docs and wiki for 30 minutes, there’s no evidence of a keyboard shortcut to resize text.
3. The Scribus readme tells you to install Ghostscript first. On Windows, the readme only appears after installation. HAHAHAHA
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5. Next-paragraph styles? Maybe when the dev team will be very bored! HAHAHAHA
6. Anchored items in text? HAHAHAHA
7. Copy by dragging? Not ctrl/mod-drag, like everything else, but right-click drag. Oh, and it usually crashes Scribus.

But seriously, I shouldn’t complain. It’s free! And dockable panels are finally coming, a mere seven years after the feature request.

Open source rocks!